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Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children! Then what happened? While arguing, Sindhi shouted, "Kiss My Ass!
Oh my Gujarat! Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Banta: Bas Ji Changa! Banta shook Santa's hand and asked, "So how's your Sex Partner?
There gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Banta and ask, "Orgy"? Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for? I been married to one for fifteen years! While arguing, Sindhi shouted, "Kiss My Ass!
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Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! The woman lifted her skirt and made her clean shaved pussy wink at the Santa. Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine. Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical Santa: What happened, sir?
After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night!
- Aries If there is one thing you seek in life or in a relationship; it is freedom.
- Funny Adult Jokes. A True Texan Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady.
- Blonde Witness A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms. Professor Hamid from our apartment house is a gay. Santa: Wow its amazing. Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
Preacher's Salary A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.